Susan Ashworth (
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Inventory
Regains
Gas mask
An old black gas mask that covers the entire face. It's a pretty frightening effect.
Misery
A copy of Stephen King's Misery. Unfortunately, a large hole has been cut into the middle pages, as if to conceal an object inside.
Cat Clock
(Received from Ashley)
A wall clock with a realistic-looking black metal cat sitting in the middle. The cat's tail hangs down and swings like a pendulum as the clock ticks.
Lilies
A vase full of gorgeous red, orange, and yellow lilies. - Burned the lilies, broke the vase
Important Items
Butterfly Knife
(Received from Hibiki)
A gift from the Conductor. A pocket knife with two rotating handles that fold up around the blade. Easily kept in one's pocket; can double as a razor in a pinch. - Given to Rakka in return for the Bowie Knife
Bowie Knife (x2)
(Received one from Rakka, one from Cabanela)
A gift from the Conductor. A fixed-blade fighting knife, double-edged at the point. Comes with a leather sheath.
iPod and Headphones
A gift from Hibiki.
Photograph
A photograph of a guy, a ginger baby, and a Sneasel. Surely that couldn’t be anyone here!
Toy Camera (x2)
A camera made with cheap materials. Thanks to that low quality, its photos are blurry and have strange colors in them, which actually made it more popular.
Instant Camera
A gift from Chie. A camera that prints out its photos once taken. Comes with one roll of film.
Light Blue Glowstick (x2)
A gift from Hibiki. A cerulean glow stick that lights up when snapped in half and has the name of a company and idol on the side. Use it to cheer for your favorite idol or collect them all!
Patriot Brand Cigarettes
A gift from Mordecai. Aggressively advertised on the radio, this all-American product is actually not as great as it claims to be. Smoking it does make you feel a lot cooler, however.
Weighted Candlestick Holders
A gift from the Conductor. Silver candlestick holders of incredible quality. Far heavier than they actually should be.
Bloody Change Purse
A cute little crocheted change purse with the word ASH across it, complete with fifty American cents and a dollar in Canadian change! ...Oh, and it’s splattered with blood.
Infrared Thermometer
A thermometer that can take your temperature even if it’s not directly touching the skin. It measures temperature based on the infrared rays emitted by the human body.
Crystal Skull
A skull made out of a single piece of crystal. It is wrapped in mystery, as it is thought that older civilizations did not have the tools to make such a thing.
1 Sichuan Pepper
(Stolen from Bakuou's gift)
A pepper so hot that it makes your mouth go tingly numb. Why did she even take this?
Ashley's Trunk
Old Amber
A chunk of amber with a bug preserved inside it. Do you want Jurassic Park? Because that's how you get Jurassic Park.
Kitty Hairpin
A hairpin with a kitten design on it. With just this one little point, it makes girls shine.
Eternal Friendship Bracelet
A handmade bracelet made by weaving several threads together. They say that if you create one once, you can never cut it again.
Crane & Tortoise Diamond
A diamond ring that embodies the Platonic ideal of engagement rings. However, this is a glass replica.
Blueberry Perfume
A perfume popular amongst men. The smell attracts ladies, but guys hate it.
Red Scarf
A scarf worn by a masked hero. It’s pretty scraggly since it’s been through a lot of fights.
Endless Dandelion
A toy dandelion. It’s fun to blo~w the seeds away. The flying seeds have a thin thread still connecting them, so you can wind them back up and have as much fun as you want.
In-Vitro Rose
A rose in a test tube; very suitable for sending to someone as a gift. In the language of flowers, red roses mean “love".
Caterpillar-kun (x2)
A hairy caterpillar toy that’s all the rage. By pulling the thin string coming from the tip, you can move it around as if it’s alive.
Vibrating Kokeshi
A round-headed kokeshi doll that begins to vibrate uncontrollably when you press the switch on the bottom. It looks sort of like a children’s toy, but who knows how you’re supposed to use the thing.
Vise
A tool to tightly clamp objects such as iron in place for processing. Even just the name gives a sense of overwhelming power.
Water Flute
A flute that makes a small birdsong-like sound when you pour water into the container and blow into the pipe.
Pagoda of Bishamonten
A gift from Byakuren. A small jeweled pagoda. It used to shoot lasers! Unfortunately, it has no power here, but it's still very pretty.
Earrings of Evil's Destruction
Earrings made by a legendary home tutor. A paired set, one of gold and one of silver, made into the shape of wings. The gold one is said to amplify luck, and the silver one is said to accumulate luck.
Blueberry Solid Gold
A popular brand of bracelet, made from pure gold. A product from a long-standing store loved by both men and women. Its brightness and sense of quality will get you 10% more attention.
Elevator Boots
Boots with thickened insoles, to obfuscate your height.
Silver Ring
A ring made of very pure silver. There’s a naturally-occurring pink tourmaline set into the back. If you don’t know what to present someone with, give them this.
Mesopotamia
A steel toy shaped like a spring. You play with it by dropping it down the stairs. This model, painted bright red, is said to have been created by a giant.
Shwip-On Bracelets
Toys that normally stick straight out like a ruler, but wrap around your arm with a ‘shwip!’ when you hit your arm with them.
Miniature Display of a Thousand Cherry Blossoms
A top-quality kenzan flower holder. It’s an implement used for decoration, by holding flowers and branches in the pin-shaped projections.
Star Sand
A small bottle of star sand that’s said to bring you happiness just by having it. It’s called sand, but it’s not actually rock. It’s the husks of small undersea creatures.
Mini Breakwater Block (x2)
A breakwater block that fits in the palm of your hand
Eyepatch (x2)
A high-quality leather patch designed to be worn over the left eye. Because apparently that's useful in here.
Nib Pen (x2)
A pen that draws lines when you soak the tip in ink. You can draw various types of lines depending on the technique used, so it’s used for drawing comics and illustrations often.
Bandages
Cloth meant to stop bleeding and to protect wounds. You can also wrap things in them to express sickly transparency or cruelty.
Multi-Sided Dice Set
A set of dice with 4, 6, 12 and 20 faces.
Pair of Lighters
A gift from the Conductor. Far more reliable and easier to use than the matches. High-quality and made of silver, and containing more fuel than one would think.
Cabanela's Things
Silver Key
The key to Room 17
Three letters
To be delivered as necessary. She elected not to read them.
Fire Sword
!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Beer Keg
Evidently to dip the sword in
Hard Hat
A yellow hard hat, typically used for construction. In a pinch, apply directly to the forehead. (Do not apply directly to the forehead.)
Bike
Crown of Albion
That sure is a fancy-looking crown. Clearly it's meant for a king, which is why it's in here instead of on said king's head.
Power of Money
A small golden stone meant to slot into the hilt of a weapon, said to bring the wielder fortune and beauty for every person they kill
Test Tube
A vial of - wait, is that blood? ...That’s totally blood.
Brown Hat
It's a buttoned hat with cat ears. Looks good with red hair.
Knitted Hat
A gift from Ashley. A hat knitted with high-quality yarn, in stripes of white and red.
Prayer Beads
A necklace worn by a Buddhist nun. Bright green in color.
Charred Bone
...This looks like it came from someone's finger. Oh god, did this come from someone's finger?
Royal Guard's Spear
A gift from Undyne. A metal spear, sharp enough for use as a traditional polearm but light enough to throw at your enemies.
Trollblight
A gift from Logan. A massive warhammer designed to utterly ruin trolls' day, despite the fact that everyone knows you don't fight trolls with melee weapons.
Random Shit
Pagoda of Bishamonten (x2)
A gift from Byakuren. A small jeweled pagoda. It used to shoot lasers! Unfortunately, it has no power here, but it's still very pretty.
Rose-Hip Tea (x2)
An herbal tea said to be good for one’s complexion. Has a somewhat elegant feeling.
Miniature Display of a Thousand Cherry Blossoms
A top-quality kenzan flower holder. It’s an implement used for decoration, by holding flowers and branches in the pin-shaped projections.
Eternal Friendship Bracelet (x2)
A handmade bracelet made by weaving several threads together. They say that if you create one once, you can never cut it again.
Blueberry Solid Gold (x2)
A popular brand of bracelet, made from pure gold. A product from a long-standing store loved by both men and women. Its brightness and sense of quality will get you 10% more attention.
Kitty Hairpin (x3)
A hairpin with a kitten design on it. With just this one little point, it makes girls shine.
Lascivious Wonders of Nature
Alcohol-free sake. Even though it’s alcohol-free, you still get drunk off it.
Gugelhupf
A cake known for being favored by Marie Antoinette. Its name is said to mean “priest’s hat".
Crane & Tortoise Diamond (x2)
A diamond ring that embodies the Platonic ideal of engagement rings. However, this is a glass replica.
Tissues (x2)
A worthy symbol of modern people. Throw-away paper with many purposes, such as drying your nose, wiping up stains, and softly wrapping things.
Earrings of Evil's Destruction
Earrings made by a legendary home tutor. A paired set, one of gold and one of silver, made into the shape of wings. The gold one is said to amplify luck, and the silver one is said to accumulate luck.
The Queen's Straitjacket (x4)
Clothing used for escape artistry by the genius illusionist, Queen Terko. It restricts both of your hands. Apparently there are people who feel pleasure from this feeling of restriction.
Water Flute
A flute that makes a small birdsong-like sound when you pour water into the container and blow into the pipe.
Necroissant
A croissant made entirely out of pitch-black materials. It looks burnt, but doesn’t taste bad at all.
Red Mascot Costume (x2)
A costume that makes one want to help out in a supporting role just by wearing it. Looks like a yeti.
Comb Scissors (x2)
Scissors for combing hair. No, the edge hasn’t gotten scratched up.
Marine Snow
Snow that floats in the deep sea, showing fantastical beauty. It’s actually plankton corpses.
Apron Dress (x2)
Clothing typical for a maid. When one wears this dress, it appears at a glance that they cannot defy their master, but in fact they’re capable of controlling said master.
Green Mascot Costume (x3)
A costume that makes one want to challenge various things just by wearing it. Looks like a dinosaur.
Overlord T-Back (x2)
Underwear that can only be worn by those who can lord over buttocks. They’re unisex.
Hundred-Year Potpourri
An item made with a matured mix of flowers, herbs and rinds, which you can enjoy the fragrance of. It’s been filled up with 100 years of frangrance-enjoying thoughts.
Blueberry Perfume (x2)
A perfume popular amongst men. The smell attracts ladies, but guys hate it.
Elevator Boots
Boots with thickened insoles, to obfuscate your height.
Shwip-On Bracelets (x2)
Toys that normally stick straight out like a ruler, but wrap around your arm with a ‘shwip!’ when you hit your arm with them.
Absolute Tuning Fork (x2)
A huge tuning fork that hides the power to destroy the entire world with resonance, if used by someone who has mastered the art of tuning. It’s also good for drying out laundry.
Tea Cup
A tea cup from the Royal Wood luxury brand. It’s said that when you use this tableware, even ordinary water feels sweet.
Genius Author Fountain Pen (x2)
A fountain pen used by a late, great novelist. The soul of the novelist dwells within it, and no matter who uses the pen, they can only write this same sentence. "I am no longer human."
Plugsuit (x3)
A gift from Asuka. A skintight plugsuit. God knows how you're supposed to wear the thing.
Potion (x2)
Some sort of potion in a cute bottle. It smells disgusting, don't drink it.
Sacred Sandstorm Horn
A horn from a mysterious living creature. It’s been cut off partway through. Whoever possesses this horn will be able to sense the wind.
Rainbow Biscuits
Easily-preservable hardtack used in emergency rations. One can enjoy seven different flavors.
Endless Dandelion
A toy dandelion. It’s fun to blo~w the seeds away. The flying seeds have a thin thread still connecting them, so you can wind them back up and have as much fun as you want.
Love Affair Ring
A pinky ring that will bring you affection if you wear it on your right hand, bring you romance if you wear it on your left hand, and bring ruin upon you if you wear it on both.
Nib Pen
A pen that draws lines when you soak the tip in ink. You can draw various types of lines depending on the technique used, so it’s used for drawing comics and illustrations often.
Bandages (x3)
Cloth meant to stop bleeding and to protect wounds. You can also wrap things in them to express sickly transparency or cruelty.
Antique Doll (x2)
A ceramic doll with a head made of porcelain. There are many collectors of such dolls nowadays, thanks to their precise construction and the beauty of their miniature clothes.
Caterpillar-kun
A hairy caterpillar toy that’s all the rage. By pulling the thin string coming from the tip, you can move it around as if it’s alive.
Plated Hollow-Point Bullets
A gift from Reaver. A boxed set of high-quality bullets used for target shooting, designed for greater accuracy...as well as stronger bullet strength and expansion upon impact to maximize damage. Too high-caliber for the Golden Gun, but they're pretty.
Eyepatch
A high-quality leather patch designed to be worn over the left eye. Because apparently that's useful in here.
Multi-Sided Dice Set
A set of dice with 4, 6, 12 and 20 faces.
Salt
A basic seasoning mostly taken from seawater. Has various uses, such as flavoring or preserving food.
Tumbleweed
A pile of grass often seen in Western films. If this stuff starts to pile up against the door to your house, toss it down a hill in the backyard.
Rose Whip (x3)
A whip made with real roses. Even beautiful roses have thorns.
Vibrating Kokeshi
A round-headed kokeshi doll that begins to vibrate uncontrollably when you press the switch on the bottom. It looks sort of like a children’s toy, but who knows how you’re supposed to use the thing.
Meteorite Arrow
An arrow discovered in ancient runes. The arrowhead is made from a meteorite. They say that being cut by this arrow will allow one to see evil spirits.
Cinnamon Tea
Tea with a stick of cinnamon added to it. It warms your body, and is said to improve your gastrointestinal condition.
Ubiquitous Notebook x3
A notebook designed for the greatest ease in writing down every single thing that happens in a day. There’s a storable ballpoint pen attached.
Kiss Note
An arcane notebook that will let you kiss anyone whose name you write in it. However, if you use this notebook once, your heart will be lost.
Flash Hider
A component that you can attach to the end of a gun to control the muzzle flash and recoil. However, this device produced by the Volcaknick-knack Company also amplifies the sound of the discharge, like a roaring tiger.
Mr. Stapler
A stapler made for medical care. If you set specialized pins into it, you can close up any wound just like slammin’ a comic book shut.
Anteiku Coffee (x2)
A gift from Kaneki. A high-quality blond roast with intense caffiene saturation; it's not the most expensive and takes patience to make correctly, but when prepared properly it's some of the best in the world.
Front-Back Ukelele
Apparently, this is a kind of string instrument from a southern country. It has strings across both sides, and each side has a different sound. The front makes a very bright and light sound, while the back makes a very dark and heavy sound.
Mini Breakwater Block
A breakwater block that fits in the palm of your hand.
Cinnamon Tea
Tea with a stick of cinnamon added to it. It warms your body, and is said to improve your gastrointestinal condition. - Given to Rakka
Instant Camera
A gift from Chie. A camera that prints out its photos once taken. Comes with one roll of film. - Given to Sukuyo
Gas mask
An old black gas mask that covers the entire face. It's a pretty frightening effect.
Misery
A copy of Stephen King's Misery. Unfortunately, a large hole has been cut into the middle pages, as if to conceal an object inside.
Cat Clock
(Received from Ashley)
A wall clock with a realistic-looking black metal cat sitting in the middle. The cat's tail hangs down and swings like a pendulum as the clock ticks.
A vase full of gorgeous red, orange, and yellow lilies.
Important Items
(Received from Hibiki)
A gift from the Conductor. A pocket knife with two rotating handles that fold up around the blade. Easily kept in one's pocket; can double as a razor in a pinch.
Bowie Knife (x2)
(Received one from Rakka, one from Cabanela)
A gift from the Conductor. A fixed-blade fighting knife, double-edged at the point. Comes with a leather sheath.
iPod and Headphones
A gift from Hibiki.
Photograph
A photograph of a guy, a ginger baby, and a Sneasel. Surely that couldn’t be anyone here!
Toy Camera (x2)
A camera made with cheap materials. Thanks to that low quality, its photos are blurry and have strange colors in them, which actually made it more popular.
Instant Camera
A gift from Chie. A camera that prints out its photos once taken. Comes with one roll of film.
Light Blue Glowstick (x2)
A gift from Hibiki. A cerulean glow stick that lights up when snapped in half and has the name of a company and idol on the side. Use it to cheer for your favorite idol or collect them all!
Patriot Brand Cigarettes
A gift from Mordecai. Aggressively advertised on the radio, this all-American product is actually not as great as it claims to be. Smoking it does make you feel a lot cooler, however.
Weighted Candlestick Holders
A gift from the Conductor. Silver candlestick holders of incredible quality. Far heavier than they actually should be.
Bloody Change Purse
A cute little crocheted change purse with the word ASH across it, complete with fifty American cents and a dollar in Canadian change! ...Oh, and it’s splattered with blood.
Infrared Thermometer
A thermometer that can take your temperature even if it’s not directly touching the skin. It measures temperature based on the infrared rays emitted by the human body.
Crystal Skull
A skull made out of a single piece of crystal. It is wrapped in mystery, as it is thought that older civilizations did not have the tools to make such a thing.
1 Sichuan Pepper
(Stolen from Bakuou's gift)
A pepper so hot that it makes your mouth go tingly numb. Why did she even take this?
Ashley's Trunk
Old Amber
A chunk of amber with a bug preserved inside it. Do you want Jurassic Park? Because that's how you get Jurassic Park.
Kitty Hairpin
A hairpin with a kitten design on it. With just this one little point, it makes girls shine.
Eternal Friendship Bracelet
A handmade bracelet made by weaving several threads together. They say that if you create one once, you can never cut it again.
Crane & Tortoise Diamond
A diamond ring that embodies the Platonic ideal of engagement rings. However, this is a glass replica.
Blueberry Perfume
A perfume popular amongst men. The smell attracts ladies, but guys hate it.
Red Scarf
A scarf worn by a masked hero. It’s pretty scraggly since it’s been through a lot of fights.
Endless Dandelion
A toy dandelion. It’s fun to blo~w the seeds away. The flying seeds have a thin thread still connecting them, so you can wind them back up and have as much fun as you want.
In-Vitro Rose
A rose in a test tube; very suitable for sending to someone as a gift. In the language of flowers, red roses mean “love".
Caterpillar-kun (x2)
A hairy caterpillar toy that’s all the rage. By pulling the thin string coming from the tip, you can move it around as if it’s alive.
Vibrating Kokeshi
A round-headed kokeshi doll that begins to vibrate uncontrollably when you press the switch on the bottom. It looks sort of like a children’s toy, but who knows how you’re supposed to use the thing.
Vise
A tool to tightly clamp objects such as iron in place for processing. Even just the name gives a sense of overwhelming power.
Water Flute
A flute that makes a small birdsong-like sound when you pour water into the container and blow into the pipe.
Pagoda of Bishamonten
A gift from Byakuren. A small jeweled pagoda. It used to shoot lasers! Unfortunately, it has no power here, but it's still very pretty.
Earrings of Evil's Destruction
Earrings made by a legendary home tutor. A paired set, one of gold and one of silver, made into the shape of wings. The gold one is said to amplify luck, and the silver one is said to accumulate luck.
Blueberry Solid Gold
A popular brand of bracelet, made from pure gold. A product from a long-standing store loved by both men and women. Its brightness and sense of quality will get you 10% more attention.
Elevator Boots
Boots with thickened insoles, to obfuscate your height.
Silver Ring
A ring made of very pure silver. There’s a naturally-occurring pink tourmaline set into the back. If you don’t know what to present someone with, give them this.
Mesopotamia
A steel toy shaped like a spring. You play with it by dropping it down the stairs. This model, painted bright red, is said to have been created by a giant.
Shwip-On Bracelets
Toys that normally stick straight out like a ruler, but wrap around your arm with a ‘shwip!’ when you hit your arm with them.
Miniature Display of a Thousand Cherry Blossoms
A top-quality kenzan flower holder. It’s an implement used for decoration, by holding flowers and branches in the pin-shaped projections.
Star Sand
A small bottle of star sand that’s said to bring you happiness just by having it. It’s called sand, but it’s not actually rock. It’s the husks of small undersea creatures.
Mini Breakwater Block (x2)
A breakwater block that fits in the palm of your hand
Eyepatch (x2)
A high-quality leather patch designed to be worn over the left eye. Because apparently that's useful in here.
Nib Pen (x2)
A pen that draws lines when you soak the tip in ink. You can draw various types of lines depending on the technique used, so it’s used for drawing comics and illustrations often.
Bandages
Cloth meant to stop bleeding and to protect wounds. You can also wrap things in them to express sickly transparency or cruelty.
Multi-Sided Dice Set
A set of dice with 4, 6, 12 and 20 faces.
Pair of Lighters
A gift from the Conductor. Far more reliable and easier to use than the matches. High-quality and made of silver, and containing more fuel than one would think.
Cabanela's Things
Silver Key
The key to Room 17
Three letters
To be delivered as necessary. She elected not to read them.
Fire Sword
!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Beer Keg
Evidently to dip the sword in
Hard Hat
A yellow hard hat, typically used for construction. In a pinch, apply directly to the forehead. (Do not apply directly to the forehead.)
Bike
Crown of Albion
That sure is a fancy-looking crown. Clearly it's meant for a king, which is why it's in here instead of on said king's head.
Power of Money
A small golden stone meant to slot into the hilt of a weapon, said to bring the wielder fortune and beauty for every person they kill
Test Tube
A vial of - wait, is that blood? ...That’s totally blood.
Brown Hat
It's a buttoned hat with cat ears. Looks good with red hair.
Knitted Hat
A gift from Ashley. A hat knitted with high-quality yarn, in stripes of white and red.
Prayer Beads
A necklace worn by a Buddhist nun. Bright green in color.
Charred Bone
...This looks like it came from someone's finger. Oh god, did this come from someone's finger?
Royal Guard's Spear
A gift from Undyne. A metal spear, sharp enough for use as a traditional polearm but light enough to throw at your enemies.
Trollblight
A gift from Logan. A massive warhammer designed to utterly ruin trolls' day, despite the fact that everyone knows you don't fight trolls with melee weapons.
Random Shit
Pagoda of Bishamonten (x2)
A gift from Byakuren. A small jeweled pagoda. It used to shoot lasers! Unfortunately, it has no power here, but it's still very pretty.
Rose-Hip Tea (x2)
An herbal tea said to be good for one’s complexion. Has a somewhat elegant feeling.
Miniature Display of a Thousand Cherry Blossoms
A top-quality kenzan flower holder. It’s an implement used for decoration, by holding flowers and branches in the pin-shaped projections.
Eternal Friendship Bracelet (x2)
A handmade bracelet made by weaving several threads together. They say that if you create one once, you can never cut it again.
Blueberry Solid Gold (x2)
A popular brand of bracelet, made from pure gold. A product from a long-standing store loved by both men and women. Its brightness and sense of quality will get you 10% more attention.
Kitty Hairpin (x3)
A hairpin with a kitten design on it. With just this one little point, it makes girls shine.
Lascivious Wonders of Nature
Alcohol-free sake. Even though it’s alcohol-free, you still get drunk off it.
Gugelhupf
A cake known for being favored by Marie Antoinette. Its name is said to mean “priest’s hat".
Crane & Tortoise Diamond (x2)
A diamond ring that embodies the Platonic ideal of engagement rings. However, this is a glass replica.
Tissues (x2)
A worthy symbol of modern people. Throw-away paper with many purposes, such as drying your nose, wiping up stains, and softly wrapping things.
Earrings of Evil's Destruction
Earrings made by a legendary home tutor. A paired set, one of gold and one of silver, made into the shape of wings. The gold one is said to amplify luck, and the silver one is said to accumulate luck.
The Queen's Straitjacket (x4)
Clothing used for escape artistry by the genius illusionist, Queen Terko. It restricts both of your hands. Apparently there are people who feel pleasure from this feeling of restriction.
Water Flute
A flute that makes a small birdsong-like sound when you pour water into the container and blow into the pipe.
Necroissant
A croissant made entirely out of pitch-black materials. It looks burnt, but doesn’t taste bad at all.
Red Mascot Costume (x2)
A costume that makes one want to help out in a supporting role just by wearing it. Looks like a yeti.
Comb Scissors (x2)
Scissors for combing hair. No, the edge hasn’t gotten scratched up.
Marine Snow
Snow that floats in the deep sea, showing fantastical beauty. It’s actually plankton corpses.
Apron Dress (x2)
Clothing typical for a maid. When one wears this dress, it appears at a glance that they cannot defy their master, but in fact they’re capable of controlling said master.
Green Mascot Costume (x3)
A costume that makes one want to challenge various things just by wearing it. Looks like a dinosaur.
Overlord T-Back (x2)
Underwear that can only be worn by those who can lord over buttocks. They’re unisex.
Hundred-Year Potpourri
An item made with a matured mix of flowers, herbs and rinds, which you can enjoy the fragrance of. It’s been filled up with 100 years of frangrance-enjoying thoughts.
Blueberry Perfume (x2)
A perfume popular amongst men. The smell attracts ladies, but guys hate it.
Elevator Boots
Boots with thickened insoles, to obfuscate your height.
Shwip-On Bracelets (x2)
Toys that normally stick straight out like a ruler, but wrap around your arm with a ‘shwip!’ when you hit your arm with them.
Absolute Tuning Fork (x2)
A huge tuning fork that hides the power to destroy the entire world with resonance, if used by someone who has mastered the art of tuning. It’s also good for drying out laundry.
Tea Cup
A tea cup from the Royal Wood luxury brand. It’s said that when you use this tableware, even ordinary water feels sweet.
Genius Author Fountain Pen (x2)
A fountain pen used by a late, great novelist. The soul of the novelist dwells within it, and no matter who uses the pen, they can only write this same sentence. "I am no longer human."
Plugsuit (x3)
A gift from Asuka. A skintight plugsuit. God knows how you're supposed to wear the thing.
Potion (x2)
Some sort of potion in a cute bottle. It smells disgusting, don't drink it.
Sacred Sandstorm Horn
A horn from a mysterious living creature. It’s been cut off partway through. Whoever possesses this horn will be able to sense the wind.
Rainbow Biscuits
Easily-preservable hardtack used in emergency rations. One can enjoy seven different flavors.
Endless Dandelion
A toy dandelion. It’s fun to blo~w the seeds away. The flying seeds have a thin thread still connecting them, so you can wind them back up and have as much fun as you want.
Love Affair Ring
A pinky ring that will bring you affection if you wear it on your right hand, bring you romance if you wear it on your left hand, and bring ruin upon you if you wear it on both.
Nib Pen
A pen that draws lines when you soak the tip in ink. You can draw various types of lines depending on the technique used, so it’s used for drawing comics and illustrations often.
Bandages (x3)
Cloth meant to stop bleeding and to protect wounds. You can also wrap things in them to express sickly transparency or cruelty.
Antique Doll (x2)
A ceramic doll with a head made of porcelain. There are many collectors of such dolls nowadays, thanks to their precise construction and the beauty of their miniature clothes.
Caterpillar-kun
A hairy caterpillar toy that’s all the rage. By pulling the thin string coming from the tip, you can move it around as if it’s alive.
Plated Hollow-Point Bullets
A gift from Reaver. A boxed set of high-quality bullets used for target shooting, designed for greater accuracy...as well as stronger bullet strength and expansion upon impact to maximize damage. Too high-caliber for the Golden Gun, but they're pretty.
Eyepatch
A high-quality leather patch designed to be worn over the left eye. Because apparently that's useful in here.
Multi-Sided Dice Set
A set of dice with 4, 6, 12 and 20 faces.
Salt
A basic seasoning mostly taken from seawater. Has various uses, such as flavoring or preserving food.
Tumbleweed
A pile of grass often seen in Western films. If this stuff starts to pile up against the door to your house, toss it down a hill in the backyard.
Rose Whip (x3)
A whip made with real roses. Even beautiful roses have thorns.
Vibrating Kokeshi
A round-headed kokeshi doll that begins to vibrate uncontrollably when you press the switch on the bottom. It looks sort of like a children’s toy, but who knows how you’re supposed to use the thing.
Meteorite Arrow
An arrow discovered in ancient runes. The arrowhead is made from a meteorite. They say that being cut by this arrow will allow one to see evil spirits.
Cinnamon Tea
Tea with a stick of cinnamon added to it. It warms your body, and is said to improve your gastrointestinal condition.
Ubiquitous Notebook x3
A notebook designed for the greatest ease in writing down every single thing that happens in a day. There’s a storable ballpoint pen attached.
Kiss Note
An arcane notebook that will let you kiss anyone whose name you write in it. However, if you use this notebook once, your heart will be lost.
Flash Hider
A component that you can attach to the end of a gun to control the muzzle flash and recoil. However, this device produced by the Volcaknick-knack Company also amplifies the sound of the discharge, like a roaring tiger.
Mr. Stapler
A stapler made for medical care. If you set specialized pins into it, you can close up any wound just like slammin’ a comic book shut.
Anteiku Coffee (x2)
A gift from Kaneki. A high-quality blond roast with intense caffiene saturation; it's not the most expensive and takes patience to make correctly, but when prepared properly it's some of the best in the world.
Front-Back Ukelele
Apparently, this is a kind of string instrument from a southern country. It has strings across both sides, and each side has a different sound. The front makes a very bright and light sound, while the back makes a very dark and heavy sound.
Mini Breakwater Block
A breakwater block that fits in the palm of your hand.
Tea with a stick of cinnamon added to it. It warms your body, and is said to improve your gastrointestinal condition.
A gift from Chie. A camera that prints out its photos once taken. Comes with one roll of film.